West Virginia

A former Union state that fought against the Confederacy in the Civil War. Used to be part of Virginia. These days, Most of the state is actually pretty self-hating and votes Republican.

They are the biggest NASCAR fans in the nation and secretly regret fighting on the wrong side of the Confederate States.

This former Union supporting state probably has a lot of closeted KKK admirers. Not many black people live in West Virginia.

West Virginia is a bunch of self-hating hillbillies that wish they didn't fight against the CSA.

by Txorromorro February 17, 2025

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Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

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Kira Stephanie Cummings And Zunilda Virginia Junco's Program Advance Called Bath Room Stall

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

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West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”

Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.

by Gbach13 February 28, 2020

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west virginia turn

When driving a vehicle, the act of swinging into the next lane to turn the opposite way. Usually, it's going partly to your left to make a right turn.

After seeing someone swerve left and then turn right: "Now THAT was a West Virginia turn!"

by Buckeye Chuck February 28, 2025

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Virginia Ham

I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(

Person 1: I am so sick of Virginia ham.

by antenna1 March 12, 2022

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