two-faced

Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.

Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!

*once Laura is gone*

Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?

by The Hit September 8, 2009

two cent whore

a person whose sexual acts are only worth two cents and has a lot of STDs

She is nothing but a two cent whore

by blah May 13, 2005

two finger split

When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger

I gave her the two finger split

by futballa November 24, 2007

Two's Up

nutha way 4 sayin save me half (on cig)

ste says - two's up phil
phil says - ryt den
ste says - safe

by Phillian June 22, 2005

two step

1) a "dance" step done to hardcore music, alternating pinwheeling arms and crossover legs. derived from the skanking done in the ska movement, it's similar in rhythm, but much more agressive. it seems simple at first glance but the motion is acctually quite hard to pick up and hold onto for long periods of time.

2) a general annoyance. try having any kind of pit while kids are two stepping and all it gets you in an elbow in the face. any less than five two steppers can be overtaken by a rushing of the pit... sometimes a loose circle piut can be formed... & if there's any more than five... that is one fucking huge venue that you're in, buddy.

1) setting; punkrock show in the 707.
mohawk: what're they DOING?
byrd: two stepping. they're hardcore kids, and this IS Resiliance.
mohawk: oh.

2) setting; punkrock show in the 707.
mohawk: what're they DOING?
byrd: two stepping. they're hardcore kids, and this IS Resialiance.
mohawk: fuck that, it's a PUNK show.
7seconds backpatch: circle pit?
skunx hair: no, let's rush 'em.

(JUST... go to a fucking show... cheers.)

by catarac...a January 5, 2007

two shot

Slang term usually used to describe sawed off, double barreled shotguns which can only hold two shotgun shells at a time. one shell is inserted in each bore, allowing for two shots to be fired in rapid succession before it must be reloaded.

"nigga was sweatin me, so I pulled out my two shot and smoked him"

"I got a nickname for all my guns. A Desert Eagle that I call big pun. A two shot that I call 2-pac...." -- Qadir from the song "nickname"

by odiedodi October 19, 2008

Two bit whore

A 25 cent prostitute

"Your nothin but a two bit whore"

by Robyns May 12, 2018