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turd-burglar

A homosexual poacher of human feces; a poo-pilferer. Allternately, a rectum-robber who has a penchant for feces during gay sex.
"Hey, buddy - quit eyeing by bunghole like that! Whaddaya, some sort of TURD-BURGLAR??? Does this look like a fucking bathhouse? There's no sphincter pudding here for you!"
by Billy B August 24, 2006
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turd in the punch bowl

A comparative word, used to describe the unpopularity of a certain person.
Here comes Lorna. She's about as welcome as a turd in the punch bowl.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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Turdunkin

When someone gives a blowjob to another person while that person is taking a shit.
Joe was so happy when Laurie lost the bet and had to give him a Turdunkin, with no courtesy flush, when they returned home from eating Mexican food.
by Joetattoo January 7, 2020
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Tardulator

A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.
Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”

“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”
by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007
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turd swirl

The tasty looking chocolate colored drawing crap makes as it takes it's playful last swim through the toilet bowl.
What's up with the turd swirl dude? Don't they have bowl brushes in Canada?
by Webster the great May 8, 2009
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turdblock

verb. the act of keeping someone from being able to go to the bathroom--even though you know they need to--to the point where they "lose their chance"
I know I said we'd stop, but if you kids keep fighting in the backseat I'll turdblock you all the way to Carson City!
by marcello_loren February 4, 2010
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turd hearse

A manure spreader; device commonly used by farmers to spread livestock feces on their fields to use as fertilizer.
"Dad's out in the field, pulling the turd hearse behind his tractor. He cleaned the hog house today."
by oldgeezer March 6, 2010
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