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turbofaggot

a person who takes idiocy, retardation, and faggotry to an entirely new level.

faggot
That guy hit a old lady with his car, what a turbofaggot.
by chinese_rambo September 30, 2007
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Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special
Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"
by Rasgettma November 1, 2008
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turnitin.com

Turnitin (also known as Turnitin.com) is an Internet-based plagiarism-detection service created by iParadigms, LLC. Institutions (typically universities and high schools) that have bought licenses to submit essays to the Turnitin website to check for plagiarism.

Students may be required by schools to submit essays to Turnitin, as a deterrent to plagiarism. This has been a source of criticism, with some students refusing to do so in the belief that requiring it constitutes a presumption of guilt. Additionally, critics have alleged that use of the software violates educational privacy and intellectual property laws.

Parent company iParadigms, LLC, also offers a similar plagiarism detection service for newspaper editors and book publishers called iThenticate, and run the informational website Plagiarism.org. Other services marketed under the Turnitin brand are aimed at the educators' market, such as grade marking and peer review services.

While most people agree that combatting plagiarism is important, Turnitin critics argue that:

1. Turnitin violates student privacy and intellectual property rights, especially when archiving student papers without students' knowledge or permission;

2. Turnitin profits from students' work without paying royalties;

3. Turnitin creates an adversarial relationship between teachers and students because it fosters an atmosphere of distrust and renders students "guilty-until-proven-innocent";

4. Turnitin distributes copies of students' papers to third parties, which destroys the future marketability of students' intellectual property.
Turnitin.com is a violation of human intellectual rights
Turnitin.com is more vile than webassign
Turnitin.com sounds good in planning, but practically illegal in .
George W. Bush should put his speeches on turnitin.com
by campincarl March 10, 2008
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turd hunt

A pointless, unpleasant activity one is obligated to perform for little or no reward.
From the movie "48 HOURS".

Jack Cates: You been dickin' me around since we started this turd hunt! Only thing you're good for is GAMES. So far, what I got out of you is nothin'.
by Gunplumber January 24, 2006
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Turkish Hair Sniff

A sexually motivated form of arousal of the native turkish male. The unsuspecting female is approached by the turk who carefully runs her hair across the palm of his hand while sniffing it with intent. Made famous on the shores of Kinsale.
Got busy with the turkish hair sniff last night
by Rob the Turk May 5, 2009
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turd tucking

The act of tucking ones turd under a subject's car door handle in such a way as to guarantee that the subject's fingertips are submerged in anal excrement.
Turd tucking can be used as a practical joke, revenge or just for fun. You should securely place your turd log under someone's car door handle and watch from a safe distance as hilarity ensues.
by Ostrodamus Maximus March 2, 2010
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Turdgatory

A state of suffering on the toilet during repetitive, violent and malodorous bowel evacuations.
Bob regretted eating that suspicious looking pork sausage the night before because he was now sitting in turdgatory, trying not to gag on his poo fumes or wince at his poorly rectum that now probably resembled the Eye of Sauron.
by Coraline Mae September 29, 2012
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