The Truth

A mans erect penis. Natures prozac.

My woman was becoming a bit unsettled so I gave her THE TRUTH. She is now feeling better and more grounded. She is back to her regular self.

by S. S. D. June 3, 2009

Truthtea

When somebody has alcohol and spills their true thoughts

Ebony: /has a shot ay Jenna you bitch, i hate you
Jenna; bitch you just had some truthtea

by Truthtea guy August 19, 2012

Truthshit

The exact opposite of bullshit; something that is 100% true. Commonly used when someone questions the legitimacy of a statement.

Joe didn't believe me when I told him I hooked up with the hot chick from the concert, but it was truthshit.

by themaintruthshitter November 30, 2010

truth torpedo

Noun a massive payload of knowledge shot into peoples minds causing a mental explosion of mass porportions

This is what Charlie Sheen shoots at people that usually cant understand it because they are not as "intelligent" as he is

I about to drop a truth torpedo on your ass
interchangable with torpedo of truth

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

truth be trolled

When a troll acts as if it's so true he/she convinces him/herself it to be true.

Guy 1 - Dude I just saw a flying pizza!
Guy 2 - Really?
Guy 1 - YES!
Guy 2 - Truth be trolled, right?

by Diep89 October 6, 2012

TruthinessInc

Persona An online Juggernaut that strives for the truth, despite how you feel about it. Followers of this Incorporate scour the corners of the internet drop kicking the feelings of others, and delivering the unedited Truth.

TruthinessIncdefined My anti vaxxer aunt feels vaccines are a scam, her Truthiness was quickly stamped out by the Incorporate.

by TruthinessInc July 12, 2018

Irregular truth

A truth that varies with time and circumstance thus being true at one time and not true at another.

It is an irregular truth that Pluto is a Planet.

by Lenny Klever October 10, 2011