bohemian butt tomahawk

Put a potato in a long tube sock have a girl bend over facing away from you. You turn away from her, swing the potato down between your legs until you smash her in the ass.

That girl got me so hard I decided to reward her with a bohemian butt tomahawk.

by Gloryholster August 8, 2017

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

the tiny torches

The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.

"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."

by Savagetyler1991 May 16, 2018

To take the torches and the pitchforks

Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.

Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018

the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

by echhi June 23, 2019

Passing the Olympic Torch

When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)

A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch

by Paulbunioned June 3, 2023

Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.

“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025