A person must be an idiot to buy lottery tickets.
Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?
Hey Joe, did you win on any of those idiot tickets?
by Idiot ticket buyer February 19, 2026
Get the Idiot tickets mug.A 'Leslie ticket', named after the micromanaging Scottish video game producer, Leslie Benzies, is a video game industry term, pertaining to any development task that an executive sets as 'top priority'. Leslie tickets supersede eating, drinking, sleeping, thinking, and are generally known to presage media shitstorms.
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When a man (usually white) is having sex with a Latino woman, eats a Mexican baked good make for him by said woman, and spits it back into her belly button
Man- Hey Bella, can we do a Galleta Ticket Booth tonight?
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.
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Get the My ticket hit mug.The act of sexual intercourse with a fat chick that statistcally is under 5" tall & over weighs at least 225lbs.
Lehroy was awarded his Dump Truck Ticket after performing his trademark reverse double dunker move, on that Jabba the Hut lookalike fat chick, in the back of his mobile home...
by rathole November 25, 2009
Get the Dump truck ticket mug.a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
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the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
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