milking the cock

verb. milked the cock, milk the cock, milking the cock, milks the cock

The practice of removing excess semen from the urethra after ejaculation, usually by applying pressure beginning just forward of the scrotum and moving up towards the head of the penis.

After brutally reaming Jason L's ass for over three hours, I finnaly came, and afterwards, milked the cock.

by clint August 25, 2004

milk apple

Any man who is a simp, pussy beggar and mangina.

Zephanorion is a milk apple bitch.

by Johmmy Midnight July 1, 2017

milk the goat

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.

Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?

by gnostic1 January 21, 2011

milk sack

Large and slightly saggy breast. Used when sublty comparing person to a cow.

She had nasty milk sacks.
Look at the milk sacks on that whore.

by Sarah Setzer September 12, 2006

Hamms & Milk

The best drink ever. Ingredients: One part Milk, One park Hamms, 3 parts awesome.

Holy shit caleb i shit my pants after drinking Hamms & milk!!

waiter: who ordered the Hamms & Milk?
Caleb: That would be me. I'M JOHN DAY!!

by A well balanced Breakfast November 14, 2010

urban milk

to ease someones mind and put them to sleep by going through all of your favorite urbandictionary.com definitions.

'Baby?Can you not get to sleep?Let daddy come in and feed you some urban milk.'

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009