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dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.
Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits
by mc1yoko November 15, 2019
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frosted tits

When you get really tan on the beach, then take off your bathing suit and your tits are white.
Micaelas frosted tits were hanging out of her bikini.
by Klur April 30, 2015
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tit custard

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!
by T-Whip May 18, 2016
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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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Tits-in-a-Barrel

A term often uses as an adjective, to describe something extremely cool. When used in context, exudes the euphoric feeling of actually finding a barrel full of tits.
Tits-in-a-Barrel...that is the most amazing yellow Corvette she is driving!
by surfdog March 10, 2009
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tit mit

Mario: So I gotta take Angie to get some new tit mits.

Greg: Victoria Secret?
by Pinchi Mario October 6, 2008
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Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.
Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!
by Ri'shard May 31, 2010
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