20 Pump

To Blow A Mfs Head Off Using A 12 Gauge Shotgun

Bro I Just 20 Pumped That Motherfucker Last Tuesday

by My Parents Died April 3, 2022

pump partner

Someone you have sex with.

Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.

by Zonal K October 2, 2019

pump time

to get a muscle pump from lifting weights.

a period of physical exercise

its time to pump it

pump time baby!!!!!

YYeeeaapp buddyyy!!!!!

by keefthecheif January 8, 2011

Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

by Jrob January 21, 2019

Rage pump

The act of masturbating in an angry manner when ones partner is available for sex but isn’t in the mood.

Because his wife would rather watch her TV shows instead of taking care of business, her husband went angrily into the bathroom and began to rage pump his meat in order to get the poison out.

by Marco Porno September 8, 2019

pump quota

The yearly established minimum amount of pumps or thrusts the penis must perform in the vagina for it to truly count as sex. The current quota is seven.

He said he put his penis inside of her for a good three or four pumps so that he could claim they had sex. He failed to, however, meet pump quota so it was therefore not sex, but purely recreational.

by Foliageddoor April 22, 2014

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019