By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"
Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"
Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
Get the How Christians Read the Biblemug. An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022
Get the Bible Bitchingmug. by Centennial August 15, 2015
Get the Bible Boppermug. by lorena.123 September 4, 2019
Get the Biblemug. The act of holding Paul's dad down and fisting his rectum till he climaxes while his wife Jana watches. Usually followed by the serving of dessert such as pie
by shithouse2 January 5, 2025
Get the Bible Studymug. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!?
Hym "CAN YOU BELIEVE HE JUST FUCKING SAID THAT!? 'Be careful what you read... EXCEPT FOR THE BIBLE!?' BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH!!! PFFFTTSSSEECGH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT!? AND SHE JUST ROLLS HER EYES AT HIM! OOOOOOH MY NON-EXISTENT JEW-GOD! THAT IS PRICELESS! It's like something you would hear in a 'God is not dead' movie! It's like they hired the 'God is not dead' guy to write their responses! Seriously! Get this guy out of here! There is something WRONG with these fucking people! That is why a Christian pastor is shooting your fucking senators! You need to not be too stupid to do something about that! And I know it's hard for you because you are exactly THAT stupid but really you need to get with the program. They will get you all killed. If 'THAT' IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING... You need to make an executive decision and save yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Get the Except for the Biblemug. DEFINITONS
1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.
2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
1. To say you are going to buy something for someone (Most likely give you all of their information for shipping) but you don't actually buy them the item.
2. To complain a lot while playing Call of Duty.
EXAMPLES
1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.
2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.
3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
1. I just bibled Lorne by taking all of his information and saying I was going to buy him Turtle Beaches.
2. Seriously Keller, stop bibling it's just a game.
3. Terrance just bought me Battlefield 3, he's probably bibling me though.
by Just let me publish this November 3, 2011
Get the Biblingmug.