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Dark Messenger

Name of the final battle song against Kuja in Final Fantasy IX. Dark Messenger, also called The Darkness of Eternity in Dissidia, incorporates Kuja's second theme, Immoral Melody.

Perhaps Square's most underwhelming battle, this song more than makes up for it.
Kay, Deathguise killed. I'm gonna go save, use a tent, and then check my Black Holes to see if I have enough to spam Kuja with. If I don't then more Dark Messenger.
by Dancing Mad February 26, 2011
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Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.
Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.
by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022
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Dark horse

The dark horse was trying to throw everybody that wasn't herself off to win at any cost. None of them knew the race was already thrown.
by Solid Mantis February 4, 2021
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adult dark

The time of day when the sun is setting, when adults think it's too dark for kids to keep playing outside. The kids, however, insist there is still enough light out to keep playing for a while longer because it's not all the way dark yet. The adults think it's too dark out because they've been sitting in the house with lights on.
Mom yelling outside: "Kids, come inside. It's dark out there! Come in and wash, supper's almost ready!"

Kids: "Aw mom! It's not too dark out, we can still see the ball! It's only adult dark. 10 more minutes!"
by orangek October 8, 2011
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dark energon

Dark energon is a type of a drug, that existed on Cybetron. That's why Megatrons eyes went purple after it ◉ ‿ ◉. He saw a world from a new perspective ﹏( ●0 ● ) ﹏.
OMG this dark energon hits harder than my dads belt :0
by anonymous November 13, 2022
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Dark Knighted

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!
by Mad Villain & Supra Man March 2, 2014
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Dark Drop

When you take a shit at the toilet with the light off.
Shit man, i took a dark drop today, it felt so nice.
by eXtreeeeme March 7, 2009
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