telegraph

A feeling of immense pleasure with a girl with indirect contact

OOh......we telegraphed on the phone yesterday..........felt sooo great!

by Piranha October 25, 2004

Televisiphonernetting

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.
Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting
Guy: Thats pretty crucial.
Woman: Yea it is.

by bag o douche August 24, 2007

Telescope

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.

by Poopy poop November 12, 2013

The Sun on Teletubbies

A sun that has a face of a baby on the PBS show Teletubbies; does nothing but giggles and smile at whatever the teletubbies do; Rises and sets after every episode

Me: Well, hello, Sun!
Sun: **giggles**
Me: Do you always giggle?
Sun:**giggles**
Me: What the hell's wrong with you???
Sun: **giggles**

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003

Teleri

The "sea-elves", in the work of Tolkien. One of the three clans of elves who crossed the sea (under the leadership of Olwe), although the elves led by Cirdan, who remained in a region of Beleriand known as the Falas, are also counted among the Teleri. (The Sindar, who are of the same clan, appear to be considered separate because they did not reach the sea).

Closest to Ulmo among the Valar, the Teleri dwell in coastal towns whether in Valinor or Middle-Earth. They play a minor role in the Silmarillion; their main dwelling-places in Beleriand were the cities of Vinyamar and Eglarest in the Falas. In Lord of the Rings, the elves dwelling in Lindon and the Grey Havens, including the still-resident Cirdan, are Teleri.

The Teleri are great ship-builders, although their greatest ships were stolen by Feanor and the Noldor in the Kinslaying. These ships were later burnt by Feanor at Loscar, in a gesture of hostility towards Fingolfin, whom he had left in the lands near Valinor.

by Andy April 25, 2004

telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.

We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.

by bloodytv May 9, 2010

Telemundo

(n) {When there is drama, usually in excess}
Anytime there is too much drama.

-"How was your weekend?"
-"It was total Telemundo. I got in a fight with my girl, I had to deal with my family. There was some rolling black out that knocked out the power, so my alarm clock never when off & I was late to work. Oh, and when the power came back on the alarm system to my house wouldn't turn off, and the fire department showed up & gave me a $500 ticket for a false alarm. And to top it off after I got a parking ticket, someone pulled a hit & run, & now my bumper is hanging off the rear of my car."

by G doubleO ch November 26, 2007