A person - especially male - who is beyond their teen/college years in age yet still has the mindset and interests of a teenager, but who must pass themselves off as a mature, responsible person in order to fit into society.
The reason weed and boobs have the most slang terms for them is because the people who mostly come up with slang terms are teenage boys and closet teens.
by insideout1 June 06, 2012
by Trev-Run December 07, 2016
A Meme-Teen is a meme based teenager that uses social media and jokes on the internet to solve their problems, instead of actually doing something about them.
Terry: Why are you being such a Meme-Teen?
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.
Melody: Because dealing with problems are for adults and intellectuals unlike myself.
by Drunk_Enough_2_Kick_Ur_A$$ January 09, 2018
Shut the fuck up, Bean Teen.
by Teen Bean April 10, 2022
An elusive type of rabies common in introverted kids. The only cure is to unplug their tv or whatever device they stream it on and force them to go outside without their beastie boy hoodie to touch grass.
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
Symptoms may include:
- Foaming at the mouth during the theme song
- Gremlin-like noises when you touch the tv remote
- A nest of Teen Titan collectable action figures and other merchandise appearing in the infected's room
"Hey Marcus, where's Joe?"
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
"Oh he's stuck inside with a bad case of Teen Titans Rabies"
"I'll get the hose."
by A Bit Sapphic February 01, 2023
by stanblackpink09 June 15, 2023
Children on the global COVID pandemic who were born between 2003-2008 and came into their teenage years during the crazy, remote learning, masking and sheltering in place days of that time.
Life was awesome and until COVID made me a quaran-teen and I some the rest of 2020 wearing a mask and hiding in my bedroom.
by Jj1967 April 23, 2025