take a squirt

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

by ssssifu January 19, 2011

Take place

To happen. Generally used for events like parties and celebrations.

The rock concert will take place in the main square.

by Матеус February 18, 2016

take turns

(of two or more people) do something alternately or in succession.

We take turns on the night shift

by N.A.Q October 21, 2016

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

by MoLincs September 20, 2009

take care of

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.

Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

by D'arcy-Starr McIntosh August 29, 2005

Takehiro

Takehiro is a name for an amazing japanese man. he is extremely handsome and has touched the hearts of thousands. he is loved by all humans and animals. more often than not, woman's panties fall down when he walks by. he is the true definition of a ladies man.

Takehiro is the coolest cat in town

by coleygib June 6, 2011

Taken to school

Verb: To be beaten very badly at something.

Andy: "I just took some kid to school on Black Ops, I beat him 30 - 2 in a 1v1."
Greg: "What a badkid."

Paul: "I got taken to school by some guy on MW3 last night. He got 21 kills in one game of search and destroy."
Dave: "Wow, he must be MLG."

by jackb784 August 13, 2012