tits and lipstick

Aesthetics. Making something look pretty and nice.

I'm just good at the tits and lipstick.

by H.R. Paperstacks October 26, 2013

Flounder Tits

1. Breasts of a woman of which are face opposite directions when she's on her back. (Typically larger cup sizes.)

Damn, I hooked up with Sally last night, she looks like she has a nice rack but after I got her shirt off, she had FLOUNDER TITS!

by Cassidy44 November 2, 2010

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

tit custard

another name for breast milk

Come on Tim you know my baby only drinks organic Tit Custard!!!

by T-Whip May 18, 2016

dick tits

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

Dan: yo that bitch got dick tits

by mc1yoko November 15, 2019

hidden tits

Hidden Tits(n)
When a woman appears to have small to average sized breasts but, it is later revealed that they are much larger than originally perceived. This is often due to her taste/style of clothing.

" I never realized that Lindsey's tits were so huge and amazing! I sure am glad you invited her over swim."
"I know right?! All her clothes make her boobs look way smaller than they actually are, she has hidden tits"

by ArchAngel-7 May 9, 2014

spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits

Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits

by fifi1234 January 7, 2016