Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel

Also known as "Jalapeno Creamcheese Bagel", commonly known as a type of bread. Oddly enough, it begins with the letter 'H'.

Dude #1: Hello dude, do you happen to know the name of a bread that begins with the letter 'H'?
Dude #2: Sir thing dude, how about 'Halapeno Creamcheese Bagel'. Perhaps you could consider using the acronym 'H.C.B' if it is necessary.
Dude #1: Do you think it would cause any confusion if I used 'H.C.B' for my perpose?
Dude #2: Of course not! You just don't tell anyone what it actually means and it will work perfectly!

by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B February 15, 2024

Bagel giver

The most amazing beautiful person in the world, everyone likes bagel giver if you don’t then you suck, They are amazing kind and beautiful and stunning and iconic

Person 1: OMG BAGEL GIVER MY BELOVED

by Taezumazi January 8, 2022

Bagel bandit

Someone( not Jewish) who attended Jewish services at Fort Benning/Moore during basic training just to get free bagels and cream cheese.

The bagel bandits are back from the service.

by SirSesquatch June 2, 2023

Bagel

Former Owner of R3L on Rec Room

Bagel is a Noob who won't play gartic phone with the goobers

by YoMamaMan March 25, 2023

smacking bagels

When two lesbians are enjoying some "alone time"

I heard Jane went to Emily's and 5 minutes into netflix and chill they started smacking bagels.

by Thomas Pepperidge Farm January 8, 2017

Rainbow Bagel

A gay guy’s asshole

Gay guy 1: Oh man I can’t wait to ravage your rainbow bagel!!!!

Gay guy 2: Oh hurry home babe!!!

by whiteguy 32 June 8, 2022

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018