Bill Nye the Boner Guy

there was this viagra commercial
the old dude looked like Bill Nye

Person A:Hey dude, guess what?
Person B:What?
Person A:I was watching a Viagra commercial and guess who i saw?
Person B:Who?
Person A:Bill Nye the Boner Guy

by JakkoffTakeshit August 12, 2012

Greg The Bunny

One of the most brilliant TV shows in world history, a show that only a true hipster can appreciate. It is about a world where puppets and humans coexist on the set of "Sweetknuckle Junction", a failing children's educational show. Some of the best characters are Count Blah, the vampire with the hilarious verbal tic, and Warren Demontague, the dramatic monkey with a football helmet and a ripe additude. On a sad note, this show was canceled because FOX couldn't stand how witty it was, but the 2-disc set (which came out on my birthday) is phenomenal, yet short.

Bring back Greg!!!!!!!

by Blackwood July 4, 2005

Kevin The Bum

Widely known bum of Suffolk county/ great actor. Tends to not bath but is liked all the better that way. Hes played in great movies like, West Islip Legend, and many more. Hes known for his great quotes and for answering the phones at 7-eleven.

I walked into 7-eleven the other day and saw Kevin the Bum buttering the rolls. Last time I get one of those things!

by HU4LX333333333 June 16, 2009

The Blowmen

The Blowmen were formed in a smoky bar in Bradford, England in 1982, when a failed speed-dating enterprise left guitarist Joe Canterbury, bassist Robert Meadows and drummer Phil York lovelorn, high and dry. It was there that they penned the first draft of their song "High Street." The Blowmen were determined to carry the faltering torch of punk rock into the mid-80s and out the other side. Playing underground gigs in West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire and East Riding of Yorkshire soon grew tiresome, and The Blowmen sought an opportunity, on a wish and a prayer, to tour with their greatest influence: Johnny Cash. Attempting to meet him at a Louisiana State Fair in the summer of 1984, they were dismayed to discover that Cash would not be in attendance. Frantic event planners were seeking a band in desperation, and The Blowmen, sensing opportunity, stepped up to play. The set they played resulted in the only known recording of their music, a live track exemplifying a rare and unique style and attitude of punk that pierces even the soul of a contemporary listener. Some speculated that their concert would catapult them to fame in the States, but, alas it was not to be. The same evening of the performance, Meadows and Canterbury died of a massive heroin overdose. They are survived by York, who is best known today for his solo career and his brief stint off-Broadway starring in a one-man show called The Blown Man.

Dude, when The Blowmen died punk-rock died with them.

by Phil York July 29, 2012

The Bitch Seat

When making reference to the Middle seat in the rear of a car, the bit with the hump that you have to perch on.

Rules for calling shotgun #8 Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the bitch seat.

by CPT_Pugwash May 12, 2014

The Book of Rob

This is a book of the Boble, of Bob the Almighty, also known as Bob the Lord. This is the first book of the Boble, as it introduces the Boble to new readers and High Priests alike.

The Book of Rob in the Boble is written by Bob’s son, Rob.

by LegendaryWølf April 7, 2022

lost the bap

Got extremely annoyed or angry

He was acting like a total balloon and forgot to order red lid tubes; so I totally lost the bap with him.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011