When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-
by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020
Get the Swedish SpiderMan mug.When two guys both enter the same double sided fleshlight (or grapefruit) and dock together. Once docked, they thrust together in unison and perform a Swedish jigsaw.
Last night Jordan and I were left hanging, but we pulled out the crusty old double sider and had a proper Swedish Jigsaw amongst boys.
by Billy Lotion December 23, 2020
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Chad: Hey Brad
Brad: H
ey Chad
Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal
Brad: H
ey Chad
Chad: I gave your mom a Swedish Spiderman last night
Brad: now we are equal
by Anus EpilepsyMan January 10, 2021
Get the Swedish SpiderMan mug.by TheHighGround52 June 29, 2021
Get the Swedish Meatbionicle mug.A state of being, lawless conditions.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.
High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
A previously peaceful country where law and order is slipping, or gone completely, due to extreme volumes of immigration from the third world.
High rates of violence in areas with a high proportion of immigrants, sometimes resulting in no-go-zones, where even law enforcement have litle authority, and are commonly are assaulted.
by Alexander4840 October 27, 2021
Get the swedish conditions mug.A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021
Get the Swedish Microwave mug."You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
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