Subgina

When a female is over weight and has flaps of fat that could be used for intercourse.

Hey baby want to have sex? Oh wait! I found a subgina ,don't turn over.

by Jonny bone February 17, 2012

surfing

a type of language only dumbasses who dont know how to read talk

hey dude this is radiccccculllllll surfing is radiculll dudeee

by aidan dude its radiculllll October 22, 2020

diary surfing

the art of snooping in a colleague's Outlook diary to find out work related gossip or other sensitive personal information

Despite diary surfing all morning, Joe had not uncovered any salacious gossip

John: "I see Dave has a meeting with the boss tomorrow about that client report he messed up".

Brenda: "How did you find that out?".

John: "I was doing a spot of diary surfing over lunch".

by Dick Shonery September 30, 2014

Surgical Brain Job

The sexual act of taking someone's eye out with a spoon, or any sort of instrument, and then having sex with the eye socket, until you ejaculate onto the brain.

"Did you check the doctor I recommended out?"
"Are you kidding? He looks like the kind that would give me a Surgical Brain Job as soon was I was asleep."

by Nathan Pickles March 27, 2008

swag surfing

online shopping, especially shopping online for clothes

its almost time to go back to college...i think ill do some swag surfing!

by Nate m fin Henry January 8, 2010

Surgical

In many MMORPG games, the term "Surgical" usually means someone is acting both cocky and n00bish, which means that the surgical person thinks they are very great, when they are a complete idiot. This originated from a player on World of Warcraft by the name of Surgical who acted this way. People often made fun of him, but Surgical would lash back in anger or mistake the insults as flattery. Insulting him soon spread to a server-wide joke, and later gained popularity elsewhere. The server this originally took place at was "Black Dragonflight"

Wow, this n00b is so surgical. Hehe, what a useless n00b.

by Stonecosta June 28, 2006

Car Surfing

Driving fast, weaving in and out of traffic on a 4 lane or better road, trying to get ahead of the other cars, so you can get to where your trying to go faster.

I hate getting caught in slow traffic, so I usually end up car surfing away to spread myself out from the rest of the pack.

by Lawrence Wittman February 21, 2007