scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 5, 2007

Stitch

Something you love to pick at, but are proud to have.

I have a Stitch on my arm.

by Kris October 5, 2004

Stitcher

Male person who can't concentrate on his job and just keeps talking nonsense. Trying to draw attention from his co-workers by making animal sounds.
Sometimes can't control his feminine side, acting like a total gay (fag, homo).

You Stitch Bitch !!!
You Fucking Stitcher !!!!
Stop stitching you Fag !!!

by EmasterD April 19, 2005

Scritched

The act of having sex while dressed up as an animal.

What a great time last night. I got my brains scritched out by a ground hog.

by Bikermike February 5, 2010

Strotch

The female version of the "happy trail", lying directly between the stomach and beloved crotch. In most instances, it is viewed as an area of serenity and complete comfort, for it reminds most males of being wombified.

"Dexter gets to use drugs, not say goodbye to people, and then go lay in his hot sponsor's strotch all night. Maybe WE should do that!"--James David Sickels III

by lorddominus23 August 8, 2010

Stretch Armstrong

Remember how Stretch Armstrong worked? Getting a Stretch Armstrong is when your lame ass gets totally crucified by your sister in Fantasy Football so bad that it feels like she pulled your arms out of the socket until the icky goo inside you oozed out.

Wow! Adam's sister really gave him a Stretch Armstrong this week...117 to 49! What a pickle smoocher!

by Amherst CFB's September 11, 2006

Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005