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Velcro strap

Velcro strap. Best used to describe a persons stupidity. A stupidity so great that you question their ability to get up and tie their shoes in a morning. They only logical answer is that this person has Velcro shoes in order to stop them spending their life scratching their heads.
He can't be that stupid, surely?
Seriously mate, Johns definitely a Velcro strap kinda guy.
by Riddler16 June 25, 2016
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dinky strap

An off-road strap with no structural integrity. Commonly broken on the first attempt while attempting to recover a stuck vehicle..
Guy in stuck truck - hey can you pull me out, I have a strap.

Girl in jeep- that's a dinky strap; here,I have a better recovery rope
by SSHandler June 1, 2016
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Tongue Strap

Tongue Strap (Noun) - The strap that holds your tongue down. * The long line of flesh under the tongue holding inside of your mouth*
"I ate so much pussy last night, that my tongue strap has muscle cramps" "Hey Bro, So how is your tongue strap today?"
by BB/TT August 9, 2017
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hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
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Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.
If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.
by Spike the nail driver October 11, 2017
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high strapping

Typically used by paintball players. A term used to describe how high up a strap is on the back of your head for your mask. The higher the strap(s), the higher you swag. When someone is “high strapping” they are wearing their strap(s) super high up on their head, drastically increasing their agg.
Guy 1: “Look at how high up that guy’s straps are! He must be a pro.”
Guy 2: “IKR! That guy is high strapping!”
by Udivitel November 7, 2017
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no straps

when sending or receiving nudes; this means to wear no undergarments such as a bra or underwear
Send a booty pic, no straps👅”
by friarbfree September 21, 2018
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