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Stiff

Friends:*buys new clothes *
Me: bro your outfit is stiff asf
by Caleb Morales March 14, 2019
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Stiff

When a employee fails to get tipped or tipped with a low amount.
Boss: How much did he tip you?
Me: 12
Boss: DAMN, yo ass a STIFF
by xdezxnutsx April 6, 2019
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stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.
It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.
by QuacksO April 16, 2019
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Stiffle

It's that cold, I have stiffles.
by Jay2theme July 7, 2019
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Stiffe

Stiffe is our holy god, Hes a nice amazing guy with only good intentions. He is also known as ThaholyStiffe.
Guy 1: *Throws a ball very good*
Guy 2: Omg thats a real Stiffe throw
Guy 3:* Epicly dies*
by The bengt October 18, 2019
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Stiffle

A hard/Stiff nipple also referred to as a Stiffle.
It’s freezing cold, I can feel my stiffles
by little_lady November 4, 2019
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StiffySped

StiffySped is a extraordinary gamer who has no cap when it comes to slaying bots. He is uncontrollable at every game he ever plays.
StiffySped needs to chill out, he is going 69-0!
by Zoodlezz November 15, 2019
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