Person: Ashley and Madison are really close, together they form a small but close-knit snatch squad. I wouldn't fuck with either of them.
by Mother of the Snatch March 5, 2015
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Guy: I have 254 friends, and they're not from the Internet.
Other guy: We're calling you Satchi from now on.
Crowd: Right on!
Other guy: We're calling you Satchi from now on.
Crowd: Right on!
by Trilobyte August 7, 2016
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• Statched
• statch batch
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• Statch Snatch
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• Statchel
• Statchin'
• statchtory rape
• statchy
Satchie's refer to a particular type of chav, they can be defined by their prominent accessory, the satchel bag, they also tend to wear Adidas, Nike, etc.
by Veraci Nullatenus November 15, 2018
Get the Satchie mug.by Rebecca Wilmot February 28, 2008
Get the Nad Satchell mug.Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...
2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum
(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)
Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
or
Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"
or
Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!
or
Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!
or
Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...
by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010
Get the Wank-Satchel mug.The lewd act of suddenly blowing air into the vagina of a female sexual partner during oral sex, making a sudden expulsion of said air. Can occur on a continuum, ranging from loose (much like the 'bronx cheer'), or tight (much like how a student is taught to play a brass instrument), where the vagina blows back with equitable force.
As he chomped on her snatch, he decided to spice it up with a Saskatchewan Satchmo. He tightened his lips, pressed them firmly against hers, took a deep breath, and worked that hole like Satchmo workin a crowd at the Cotton Club.
by Poonberry Associates December 29, 2010
Get the Saskatchewan Satchmo mug.To Grab a Bitch usually a girl and Beat The Hell 0ut 0f Hercan also be a sneak-attack, For Either Talking Shit 0r For 0ther Personal Reasoning.
"0hh Hell Nahhh, She Was Talkin' Hella Mess 'Bout Me"!-------- "Are You Going To Beat Her Ass"? "Duhhh iDGAF! i'll "Snatch a Bitch"!!
by i'MaaG. October 24, 2010
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