Satchi

A really smart, outgoing guy who can make friends with anyone. He tends to talk a little much, but everyone still likes him. At times, he can be really annoying, but that's because he has minor issues. Even so, he is a great guy who everyone should get to know.

Guy: I have 254 friends, and they're not from the Internet.
Other guy: We're calling you Satchi from now on.
Crowd: Right on!