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Squidfisting

It's when a guy takes a freshly dead squid in his hand in a fist, and then he shoves his fist, while clenching the squishy squid, up a girl's twat.
Oh, man, did you hear that Faith Hill got squidfisted by Tom Cruise? They ate sushi afterwards. Some serious squidfisting!
by drpony September 11, 2012
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Squiddy

Squiddy is a insane animatronic squid, created to be the main character in the game Seven Nights At Squiddys. He is based off of iBalliscSquid, a famous youtuber. He is only really seen in night two, so your not killed because you even know what the hell is going on.
"Holy crap!!!!! Squiddy just, like, killed me!!! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE?"
by iBallisticSquiddy January 23, 2015
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squid pussy

The slimy, salted, butter soaked shredded mozzarella cheese found in nasty ass clumps at the bottom of the popcorn bowl.
"Ew, get your damn squid pussy away from me you slut."
"Mmm, gotta love that squid pussy."
by edgarremy July 23, 2015
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dirt bike squid

Dirt bike squids are always idiots who own an expensive motocross bike (racing dirt bike, for all the moto noobs out there) but don't race the bike, have done nothing to it but put stickers an an unnecessarily loud exhaust system on it and think they are better than you because they do wheelies on the street. Usually a rich kid, has never done an engine rebuild and has absolutely no interest in learning how because when they finally blow up their engine they just buy a new bike because their dad has the money for it
Man, those dirt bike squids are ruining every motocross riders reputation

Lmao, that dirt bike squid thought he could beat me
by Vteckickedinyo January 20, 2017
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squidgy

Something that is either fat, slimy, squishy or otherwise generally disgusting.
After sex, you tend to feel a little squidgy.
by Iatro January 24, 2004
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squiddums

Awwww you're my lil squiddums
by Kirstin K June 25, 2007
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Squid Gang

Best group of people and the best section in band (The Clarinets) any imitation of this group is offensive
Person 1 You see that group of clarinets
Person 2 oh u mean Squid Gang yea

Flute SL: alright guys we see the clarinets and they're new name of the section

Flute 1: hey I got an idea lets copy them but call ourselves flute gang
Flute SL: you know that's a great idea
by Soulblade7 October 1, 2017
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