Ambiguous Spoon 

In any scenario where spooning involves three or more people, the person(s) in the middle who are neither big spoon nor little spoon, but rather some ambiguous undefinable spoontastic middle ground.

Person 1: "Cuddle party, my bed, now."
Person 2: "I call ambiguous spoon!"

Ambiguous Spoon by my dog has no nose April 11, 2008

little spoon 

the person on the inside of the snuggle who sometimes gets their back rubbed/hair played with when spooning, usually the girl

Liz said "I call the little spoon!"

little spoon by anonymous November 29, 2004

rusty spoon 

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.

My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.

rusty spoon by tttoad May 6, 2020

lax spoon 

your lacrosse stick

dude why does Chase always carry around his lax spoon? he isn't even laxing

lax spoon by laxchick1212 March 6, 2011

big momma spoon whip 

when a big momma asults you with her over sized wooden spoon

big momma whipped me with her spoon

big momma spoon whip by oren November 6, 2004

Get a spoon

by way of telling one to chow down on on your own crap/shit. "Eat my shit" in other words, but just as effective.

You think I'm doing that for you... you can get a spoon love.

Get a spoon by djsk September 6, 2007

wooden spoon wife 

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.

Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife

wooden spoon wife by Jebby3 August 9, 2009