ex-fucking-spand

The act of placing a 'fucking' in the middle of a word to create a feeling of urgency or to make a point.

Ex-fucking-spand 'ed version!

Boss: Re-fucking-locate those folders!
Employee: 'Sounds important, better get that done!'

Regular version!

Boss: Relocate those folders!
Employee: It can probably wait until I finish this game of minesweeper.

by Extralongostrich August 20, 2013

Sandy Beach

When someone is crabby and they are acting like they have too much sand in their vagina.

Clean the sand our your vagina you Sandy Beach

by Skitz0L0tus November 28, 2011

Dirty Sandy Duncan

When a man rips a girl's eye out of the socket and procedes to have intercourse with the empty socket.

--Why is Jenny wearing an eye patch?
--Her boyfried gave her a Dirty Sandy Duncan last nite

by ultimatefaker March 10, 2004

sandy beach

While having sex on a beach. you request to plant your seed on your partners face. When you are finished you grab a handful of sand and throw it at your partners now "sticky" face. Grab her clothes and RUN!!! Thus causing your partner to be blinded/naked running around the beach

She wasn't that great of a lay so i finished and gave her a sandy beach and never called her again.

by RayTrain April 11, 2008

turbo shandy

half pint stella
half pint breeza
gets you well wankered

can i have a turbo shandy thanx love (sober)
han a have a hurbo shchwandy pweez luvely bar lady with he brestickles pweez teheehehe (when pisses)

by Gavin 'n' ogg March 31, 2003

Hurricane Sandy

When a female gives oral sex on the beach, the male ejaculates on her face he then pushes her head into the sand. Thus making the sand stick to her face via cum.

Gianni totally gave that slut a Hurricane Sandy in the lifeguard tower last night!

by Satan610 February 8, 2013

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis

When a person acts like he (or she) has sand in their Tight
7 year old Vagina.
This disorder is common among those who are easily pissed off, or who are generally beleive that they are too tough to handle.
The disorder is triggered by a smart remark, which makes the vagina itch, and become scaly. After time, the vagina is rubbed dry by the sand and the carrier is really really pissed off, and has a cry. QQ.
If irritation persists, HARDEN THE FUCK UP BITCH!

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis:

Cool dude: Youre shit

FAG: No im not

Cool dude: yep youre shit

FAG: OMFG MY FUCKEN PUSSY!!!

by Organdonator October 24, 2007