sour raisin

A person whom on a daily basis acts like a cranky old man/ woman. This definition oly referrs to those who have a maily gloomy mindset that loner people have and there never lacing set of complaints never ceases. Qualifying these people as the sour raisins of our society.

"Oliver, stop complaining about evrything! What are you, a raisin?
- Why would I be? I don't even like raisins!
Why, do you like yourself?
- No?
Then you are a sour raisin for sure!"

by LordassHair October 11, 2019

Sally sour puss

Sally sour puss is the feminine version to chass sorry ass. It is used to describe a (feminine) person who is always looking for sympathy or pity

A: nobody likes me I'm so ugly
B God you're such a Sally sour puss

by Pinkydash August 2, 2023

Sour Belt

A sour belt is when someone tucks their penis between their own butt cheeks and sharts a juicy Tacobell fart they've been holding in for 3 days.

I was craving a sour belt and had to indulge in that sweet sweet aroma...

by ceebs95 September 15, 2022

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Community Sour Jar

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.

by Community Jar February 6, 2025

Sour

A woman who looks like she hasn’t bathed in a month or changed her underwear. Cottage cheese is growing in her pussy and fermenting. Got a nice snail trail crusting over in her panties.

“That girl’s sour… I wouldn’t touch that shit for a billion dollars. I can smell her from here.”

by Snacksnack March 29, 2025

Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.

I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.

by Furthefonufit October 31, 2019