When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011
Get the Sock Block mug.When one falls asleep with socks on, then wakes up in the middle of a deep sleep with the sensation of very hot feet. This is followed by the act of frantically kicking and scrambling to take the socks off and expose the feet from under the covers in an effort to cool the feet as soon as possible.
Jane: "Did you sleep well last night?"
Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"
Cathy: "I did sleep pretty well despite the sock attack I had around midnight!"
by sweetpickle November 22, 2009
Get the Sock attack mug.Its when your at a party and your girlfriend disappears to fuck ya mate, and when she gets caught coming out of the bedroom with him she then states” she was just looking for socks”
by GrantDobbedYaIn November 18, 2021
Get the Looking for socks mug.1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.
2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.
2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.
1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!
Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers
2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!
Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers
2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock
by Coolbabies March 15, 2019
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Get the Cock sock mug.fuzzy socks- When you don't feel like caring about what the heck goes on your feet and your number one priority in to live in comfy. Even if it means ditching you reputation
person one: what are you wearing on you feet?
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
person two: I'm wearing special Netflix socks and black and white yeezys. They were like, 350$ so.. what about you?
person one: Oh! ummm........ Fuzzy Socks??!!??
by VERAALOE November 14, 2017
Get the fuzzy socks mug.The act of getting punched in the side of the head (in or around the temple area). The dome sock usually occurs so quickly that the dome sockee is usually too unexpecting to avoid such a blow, and too stunned to fight back thereafter.
by bitch ass nyukka March 15, 2009
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