Snaild

To lay in doggy style after a man cums on your back, imitating the slimyness of a snail

After he came on my back, I told him to clean it up, so I had to lay in that position feeling the cum slowly seep into my skin. I hate being snaild.

by Chrisjmartin January 19, 2020

Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail

Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him

by Jayjjuciy February 5, 2020

Snailbate

Blowing your nose into your palms and using the mucus as lube to masturbate

I had no lube so I had to snailbate.

by De air he in is gay April 21, 2020

Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face

Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed

by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020

Sailstone

When you're out sailing and see someone you don't like. You sail past them and throw your sailstone in their face.

"Dude, I got hit by a sailstone. It was like a drive-by by boat."

by Sailstone May 9, 2020

snailpai

Combination of Senpai and Snail

Hello Snailpai, how are you doing?

by A_2703 June 29, 2020

snail_90

A little bitch who has no spine or skill whatsoever. He has a micro-peen and any children that this little shit will find in his future will never see compassion or love for him. His family struggles to get this worthless bastard out of the basement/closet to become a functional member of society because they don't love him enough to push him out. He is too busy removing his lower ribs to suck himself off since no one else will do it for him. Life expectancy for him is low because he cannot care for himself in any manner. The only way people help is by firmly planting their fists into his rectal cavity covered in strawberry jam. This half-assed excuse of a cheese grater's only marketable characteristic is choking down chodes like his mother when she's "alone" on a Friday night. This social reject moans when he wipes his ass because it has become widened by his entire family. This dumpster fire goes to elementary schools and asks if he can choose which children to take home.

I hate snail_90, what a brainless retard with no cognitive worth. I hope he finds the garbage bin he came from and dives deep into it, like the dumb fish he is.

by Death-Defiant July 6, 2020