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snail_90 

A little bitch who has no spine or skill whatsoever. He has a micro-peen and any children that this little shit will find in his future will never see compassion or love for him. His family struggles to get this worthless bastard out of the basement/closet to become a functional member of society because they don't love him enough to push him out. He is too busy removing his lower ribs to suck himself off since no one else will do it for him. Life expectancy for him is low because he cannot care for himself in any manner. The only way people help is by firmly planting their fists into his rectal cavity covered in strawberry jam. This half-assed excuse of a cheese grater's only marketable characteristic is choking down chodes like his mother when she's "alone" on a Friday night. This social reject moans when he wipes his ass because it has become widened by his entire family. This dumpster fire goes to elementary schools and asks if he can choose which children to take home.
I hate snail_90, what a brainless retard with no cognitive worth. I hope he finds the garbage bin he came from and dives deep into it, like the dumb fish he is.
snail_90 by Death-Defiant July 6, 2020
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