retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

smashing mouth

To perform oral sex on someone; giving a blowjob.

Dude, you should have seen her smashing mouth the other night.

Mmmind if I smash mouth?

by hambogey October 25, 2020

burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.

Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!

by Wegs101 September 24, 2020

Smash and Dash

The technique where a man or woman becomes attracted to someone and proceeds to have sex with the person. After the sexual intercourse, the smash and dasher immediately runs out of the premises and never communicates with their partner again.
The technique prevents a staid relationship and it can be done a plethora of times, until an STD is contracted. A good tactic for when someone, especially a parent walks in on the intercourse. Also used as a great of bragging to friends.

Jake performed a smash and dash on Riley last night.

by 7savage May 1, 2018

Smash Bandicoot

The act of having sex while playing video games at the same time. Combination of to smash and Crash Bandicoot.

Yeah dude, Stacy came over last weekend, she was so desperate for me to fuck her that she let me Smash Bandicoot.

by yejiforpresident October 22, 2020

gta smash

The act of smashing things with a tank

Adam: GTA SMASH!!!
(Blows up a helicopter with a tank)

by Adam_Said HUMMUSING January 3, 2015

Smashed Rat

When one places his genitalia upon a shower screen door while lifting up the shaft, and pressing it firmly. Making the dick and balls looked like a rat that has been ran over.

It was so gross, he showed me the smashed rat in the shower last night.

by lilpac24 February 23, 2021