smelfie

A selfie of ones self on the toilet used to show disgust in something.

David: she's hot!
Taylor: nah man it looks like she took a smelfie

by Stevenisabanana October 17, 2013

smell what The Rock is cooking

To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.

Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!

You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.

by onecaseman April 21, 2011

smell pie

A pie composed entirly of smell.

Would you like a LARGE slice of SMELL PIE???

by IENJOYCAKEWITHEXTRACHOCOLATE! October 2, 2005

smell my flower

The most awesome thing in the world to say. Its completely random and awesome. Say it whenever you want or when you cant answer a question. Can either be thought of as gross or just random and funny

-"Hey whats up?"
-"SMELL MY FLOWER!"
-"ummmmm ok... i'm gona go now"

by Go heat all the way September 23, 2011

smell test

the test mom's give their teens to check for cigarettes, pot or alcohol.

i give my son the smell test when he's been out with friends.

by bridget mcintosh October 1, 2007

Smell It

Smell it is a term used whenever there is a smell in the general vicinity, either good or bad. It is also used often around weed. SMELL IT!!

guy 1: hey, SMELL IT?!?
guy 2: SMELL IT!!!
guy 1: hey, YOU SMELL IT?!?
guy 3: I SMELL IT!!
guy 1: WOOO SMELL IT!!
everyone: SMELL IT!!!!

by 4riislkjrj May 20, 2009

smella

The genitalia of the female species (in bad condition)

Sheesh that girl had one proper smella!

by Daz December 14, 2003