Slashterbation

Slashing your wrist and masturbating until death using the blood as lubrication.

-Wayne is in the hospital from excessive slashterbation, man
-Is he dead?

-No.
-Well he isn't doing it right.

by E-Z-E/Silly Bats July 26, 2011

slashdotted

When a website experiences a surge in user traffic to the point of grinding to a halt. Often this results in web masters having to foot huge bills if they pay by bandwidth.

Damn slashdotted site!!!!

by wiggles May 21, 2003

Slashy

Noun. A long-winded ramble, usually about acquaintances and their inner-circle dramas. These kind of rambles are often so repetitive and circular that one could leave the conversation and come back later, having not missed anything.

"He was totally giving a full slashy, and I went to get some coffee. I came back and I don't think he noticed I was gone."

by Runkachunk August 20, 2013

Slashing

Using a weapon of mass destruction (sword, knife, hockey stick, lamp post) to accuse someone of murder

You slashed the dog and he has lost his life. Why?

by Brando August 9, 2003

Sloshage

When carrying a liquid in an open container (cup, pan, bucket, etc.), the amount that ends up on the floor due to you're failure to keep the damn cup steady

"When you're carrying a pan of water, the sloshage is much greater than in a cup of water."

by SirVimes January 16, 2009

Sloshbuckling

1. to drink with fervor out of necessity and in a boisterous manner

I called up Booby in the most dire of manners and said, "Woman, it's time we went uh sloshbuckling!"

by ZaZopolis October 20, 2009

scoshelling

The action of walking around in scoshels.

She was walking around the kitchen making scoshelling noises with her scoshels.

by Linny February 24, 2004