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Kermit Sewer Slide 

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.
*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

Mexican Mud Slide 

Taking a crap on your partners face, then "sliding" back and forth smearing it into every crevasse. While wearing a sombrero.
Mexican Mud Slide
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Mexican Mud Slide by Japo Jones January 2, 2009

Serbian Slip N' Slide 

1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.

2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.
1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."

2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."

Slip n' Slide 

Yet another term for the female's defining anatomical feature. Best if used while intoxicated, and never directly to said female.
"Man would I like to play on her slip n' slide."
Slip n' Slide by Cleveland Danny January 10, 2008

mustard slide 

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.
That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!
mustard slide by BobC February 8, 2006

Take the slide 

To abruptly and publicly end your association with something, usually a job or relationship. Derives from former JetBlue airline attendant Stephen Slater's flamboyant exit from the industry, when he cursed out a passenger, grabbed two beers from the galley, activated the emergency slide and exited the plane.
If that a-hole Hanrahan makes me redo that report again, I swear to God I'm going to trash this place and take the slide.

Jenny threw a fit and said I had to go with her to that lame-ass Hummel figurines convention in Tulsa again, so I just grabbed my jacket and my toaster oven and took the slide.
Take the slide by Wuzee August 11, 2010