Matted hair under scrotum. (Gooch area) forming a dreadlock like weave. Can also be similar to a dingle berry dangling from your balls. Scrot=scrotum knot=knot, (tangle)
I haven’t showered for three days and I’ve got a scrot knot forming.
Just got back from camping. Had a hot shower and finally washed out that scrot knot.
Just got back from camping. Had a hot shower and finally washed out that scrot knot.
by The real slippery gypsy January 10, 2025
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"It was very scrotanimous of Peter to still change his name to Butt-Blastinaldo after his wife swore she'd cut off his dick-bib if he did."
"What's that wiry thing wrapped around your finger that smells like rotten taco meat? It looks pretty scrotanimous."
"What's that wiry thing wrapped around your finger that smells like rotten taco meat? It looks pretty scrotanimous."
by Dwokoneseus February 7, 2025
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Get the Scrote Fote mug.The dining hall where hope goes to die. From the German “Schrott” (scrap/garbage) and “Mensa” (cafeteria). Known for dissolving culinary standards on contact.
Person 1:
enthusiastically
“Come on, let’s hit the dining hall!” (starts walking toward Schrottmensa)
Person 2:
staring into the void
“Just stop. I can’t afford to lose my culinary gravitas.”
enthusiastically
“Come on, let’s hit the dining hall!” (starts walking toward Schrottmensa)
Person 2:
staring into the void
“Just stop. I can’t afford to lose my culinary gravitas.”
by MrMahlyeit August 19, 2025
Get the Schrottmensa mug.A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light
by Razor the Different September 23, 2025
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(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
(noun)
Definition:
The act of lovingly, hilariously nuzzling one’s face in the general vicinity of a man’s balls with enthusiasm, curiosity, and zero shame. Equal parts romantic gesture and chaotic impulse. Often accompanied by laughter, squeals, and a complete disregard for dignity.
• “He said he liked affection, so I introduced him to the ancient art of scrote-skimming.”
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
• “I was aiming for a kiss. I ended up scrote-skimming. He’s still recovering.”
• “If motorboating had a younger, messier cousin… it’d be this.”
Usage Notes:
• Best attempted in a committed relationship, a trusted situationship, or when your name is already saved as “Menace 🐒” in their phone.
• May induce giggle fits, eye contact avoidance, or unexpected proposals.
• Bonus points if you announce, “I’m going in for a skim!” beforehand.
See also:
🛥 Motorboating — the bosom equivalent
by Stephy85 July 4, 2025
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