Dick Bib

A beard on a gay man.

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!

by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

Dick Bib

A sanitary device used around the penis to soak up any vaginal
leakage that may occur during vigorous, girl on top sex. And for quick, easy clean up of the male organ.

1: hey honey, dont forget to put the dick bib on me tonight !
2: Shut up you f'n dick bib!

by BiG nELLs January 24, 2005

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021

Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009