Goon Scrolling

Gooning whilst scrolling on P-Hub shorts

Can't believe Timmy was goon scrolling in Samas class

by Goon Scroller August 20, 2025

hard scrolling

Scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other social media platform in a selective and non-time wasting manner, often with a maximum of three second per video to interest you before you decide to scroll to the next one. This method is used to browse reels and tiktoks in the most effective and least time consuming way.

Hard scrolling is contrary to soft scrolling.

Bro I just spent 2 hours hard scrolling and my thumb is sore as fuck!

Seriously?

Yeah but im hypertraining my algo!

by Jor-Al September 8, 2025

soft scrolling

When you are scrolling instagram reels, tiktok or other short term video formats in a relaxed state of mind. You sometimes watch entire videos without knowing why and while being uninterested. You click on profiles and scroll through feeds without any clear reason. The most relaxed type of scrolling, and is the opposite of hard scrolling.

Bro I was in my bed brain rotting all day yesterday, I was soft scrolling reels for like 8 hours. I spent like 3 of those on kazakhstani horse training videos.

Oh I love to aimlessly soft scroll!

by Jor-Al September 8, 2025

Bloom scrolling

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.

I spend 30 minutes a day bloom scrolling to remember there's still good in the world.

by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025

judgemental scroll of facebook

when an individual scrolls through facebook while judging all of their friends posts on their page.
common amongst mothers.

my mum did a judgemental scroll of facebook, proceeding to make fun of karen and sarah.

by kieralovedanny October 26, 2025

mountain scrolling

The act of perusing social media platforms with the specific intent of discovering women who exhibit prominent breasts, typically showcased in provocative attire, often engaged in movement or hosting activities, notably in live streaming formats.

He was mountain scrolling through the lives on TikTok looking for a good time.

by Noisy Jackets November 1, 2025

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025