shitbits

johnny muffro had huge poo like moles on his face! he he

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

thread-shitting

What golden canadian robots do on threads they don't personally like.

3PO: If it weren't for me arguing, this thread would die, so you should THANK me. It is definitely not thread-shitting.

by Thready January 18, 2008

shitbird

someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.

friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"

dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"

uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"

by ray bot March 26, 2008

Shitting streak

How many days you can go without going #2

Claud won the shitting streak tittle with 2 weeks.

by aoverloded May 25, 2009

shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit

Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream

by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011

Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."

"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"

by eimaJamie January 30, 2009

Court shiting

Where a person runs out on a basketball court pulls down there pants and shits on the court. They do this for attention and/or to win a bet with someone that they won't do it.

John is court shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010