shifthappens

ok just stop doing what u are doing and give this gut a blow-job. people call him a d-bag, not because they don't like him, simply because he is that good at cleaning out pussy. if you ever meat him you should let him have sex with your mother just to get it out of the way. a funeral is held for each of his his sperm that die trying to impregnate whatever 8 women he has seduced at the time.

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

random person: hi shift!
shifthappens: ...
random person: *head explodes*

by snoil master 1000 November 6, 2012

shape shifta

a master of manifestation that can infiltrate any group of people effectivly and promote their devious plot. A master director.

shape shiftas run the world (around in circles).

by g funk ninja July 28, 2003

Thrust Shift

Taking turns at having control during sex.

Girl: I can't let you have all the fun and do everything.

Guy: Well then we'll take thrust shifts

by Shuffle! July 14, 2010

paradigm shift

a band from Bloomington, Indiana featured on MTV's series MADE in mid-2007.

Joe: Dude, did you see the new MADE episode?
Chase: The one with Paradigm Shift?
Joe: Yea! It was awesome.

by eod enaj November 28, 2007

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012

stick shift

Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.

"I just got stick shifted by my bike."

by Steven April 5, 2004

Paradigm Shift

Nintendo's attempt to revolutionize and change the way of gaming as we see it.

The Revolution and Evolution are both part of the paradigm shift.

by Nam January 19, 2005