semitasking

Semitasking is what we are actually doing when we think we are multitasking. A robot multitasks. We talk while we burn the pancakes.
Paying distracted attention to three things for fifteen minutes doesn't equal full attention for five minutes to each of three things.
Semitasking gives the illusion of versatility and a sense of accomplishment without the results of either.

Willfully semitasking on the drive to work, she had to retrieve her lipstick from her sinus cavity after running into the car stopped in front of her.

by 3ric October 22, 2008

seminole high

where the party's at #bokey

i go to lake mary and its ratchet as hell, Seminole high is where its at

by lake mary student September 25, 2013

seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020

Semibisexual

The act of being a fake ass hoe, and invalid.

1: I’m semibisexual
2: kys

by calebized May 12, 2021

Seminole Ridge High School

A school where meme culture has run rampant, and most of the motherfuckers that go there are either being ironic or shit on bathroom floors. If you go into a bathroom, expect to be asked for pods.

“Do you go to Seminole Ridge High School?”

“Yeah, and I hung a dead rat in the bathroom.”

by God of irony August 26, 2018

Semitician

Noun:
Anyone who interprets cultural signs and symbols for evidence of a grand Jewish conspiracy.

"That Australian film guy is a semitician."
Or:
"I have this crazy semitician neighbour. He collects World War II memorabilia".

by TajUK January 19, 2007

semir

The coolest mofo around.

There need not be an example of Semir. That's how cool he is.

by estranged March 27, 2004