Sand Sucker 

A caucasian woman who dates Middle Eastern men.

1. From the idea there will be sand on the mans penis that the woman will be taking orally.

Bob - "So Amy is dating a guy named Mustafa?"
Joe - "Yep, she turned into a Sand Sucker?"

Sand Sucker by iseeyouinthemirror September 12, 2011

Sandalwoodie 

What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.

When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.

Sandalwoodie by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Sand titties 

The mexican corn chip santitas. But when mixed in with some liquor the bag appears to say San Titties.

Yo pass me some sand titties!

Sand titties by MarkDjoker February 3, 2012

Sand Lizard 

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.

"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."

Sand Lizard by Indestructicon April 20, 2013

sand in it

see sand in your vagina. Short tempered; cranky. Evident from facial expressions.

Roger: "What's wrong with him?"

Andrew: "His girlfriend is making him go shopping. Look at his face! Yep, he has sand in it."

sand in it by Ducktron August 21, 2013

Sand Gravy 

When you go to the beach and get sand in your vagina. Then you have sex. The resulting splooge - sand mixture is referred to as sand gravy.

Man, I wish we'd played volleyball in the gym instead of at the beach, because this sand gravy really chafes.

Sand Gravy by Vashmil March 21, 2015

sadsturbating 

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

sadsturbating by BMasterTempt May 17, 2015