Stoned

The ultimate state of mind. After hits of the finest ganja this state comes on. You feel like your in the same world but everything is funny, round and movie like. You might get a bit panicky and walk around trying to be sober but your just fucking gone! Licking your lips makes you feel like an old man and time is slow as hell. You make the best quotes in the world and you feel everything is about now. If you get really stoned you may feel like your house/town is the biggest place in the world, everything is oing on now. You feel like your watchin yaself

Mate 1: maaatteee i think ive missed something important
Mate 2: your college interview
Mate 1: what?
Mate:2: ahaha stoned!
Mate 1:my bus is gone!

by BombayBonghits October 24, 2010

Stoned

Where you think all the stoners are trying to mass communicate through urban dictionary. And you're meant to be reading this now because you are stoned. You'll know what it means. And you're stuck trying to make a decision andyouforgot what you just wrote. So the decision is to go to sleep even though you know there's something profound here. Everything must be urgently.....forgot.

Im stoned now, so I'm pretty sure im stuck here. In this reality.

by Furbed March 18, 2015

Grind Stoned

That dazed feeling you get after plugging away all day at work.

Dude, I worked 10 hours today and only took 30 minutes for lunch. I'm so Grind Stoned!

by Neecho235 September 5, 2009

the turning stone casino

A place where Uticans go when they want to go out fancy style. The lack of sophistication in Uticans make it a great place for trash of every color put on their best Target outfit and pretend to be bigly. Many believe this is fine dining. It's more like a Golden Coral with gambling. Nothing screams fine dining like a buffet. The club is filled with middle aged people that used to love JJ's and are still willing to bar fight. Great place to find the next loser with a gambling problem that you want to date. Don't forget to post your small amount of cash fanned out to social media.

Hey, yous goin up ta the Turning stone casino tonight? We're gonna see Benny Mardones. I've got my new knock of bag and a gram. It's going to be so cool.

by letsget along May 29, 2017

Emma (Emily) Stone

A fucking goddess.
An amazing actress.
An inspiration.

And we can’t forget....

I’ve got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine, i’ve got a love and I know that it’s all mine. oh, oHhhH 💃💁 ♀️

Random Person: Have you heard of that new film Cruella? I’m pretty sure Emma (Emily) Stone is in it right?

Me: Mhm, she’s a queen 💁 ♀️

by eve 💃 June 19, 2021

Stoned

the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

by The Western Wind February 21, 2003

stone temple pilots

one of the best rock bands to ever walk the earth. it's a tossup between them and nirvana.

stp rocks

by jay August 1, 2003