slap the flapjack

A intense session of Masturbation, resulting in a gritty feeling

'I'm just going to hit the shower to slap the flapjack'

by KMAG YOYO February 18, 2014

jizzism slap

A jizzism is when you feel the need to catch your sperm and slap your girlfriend/wife ass.

My girlfriend and I don't you condoms so I jizzism slap her ass.

by Dj Cobble Dick March 18, 2014

slap a junkie now

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

Burf Slap

A burf slap is a rule in beer pong where a team gets one chance per game to backhand the opposing team's ball as it reaches a cup, without any penalties. If a second burf slap is used, that team loses. Burf slaps make beer pong more interesting and can be a great tactical move for those strategic players.

Player: "If I make this shot we win"
Opponent: "You're forgetting I have my burf slap still"

by Sam Isaac May 10, 2014

Clout Slap

When an incredibly influential individual desires you to be slapped and asks you to do it yourself.

Man I was late to work again and my boss clout slapped me on Skype.

by Rash Epsilon August 16, 2014

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

by fireboss518 October 21, 2015

PILLSBURY SLAP

The act of gently slapping the labia when attempting to arouse and stimulate a female, creating the sound of slapping dough.

Matthew liked to use the PILLSBURY SLAP to get Sunny excited and ready for some fun!!!

by Sunnyflower5 July 19, 2016