Singapore Math Variants

Math titles plagued with brain-unfriendly questions to bedevil or challenge those who find that school textbooks in Singapore ill-prepare them to solve nonroutine or tricky questions—kiasu parents and tutors want to expose their children and students to fiendish or deadlier word problems to protect themselves against olympiad math questions, which have infected school exam papers in recent years.

Publishers are maniacally looking for Singapore math variants writers to meet the mathematical needs and wants of kiasu parents, who want their kids to have an unfair competitive edge over their peers.

by MathPlus May 19, 2021

changing lanes without using your signal

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex without warning the girl. Must be done in a quick fashion.

Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?

Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.

by switchbladejake October 11, 2008

Singapore

A highly stressful place where local students are more afraid of failing their math exam than of their parents dying—one in three said that life isn't worth living.

Dubbed an "authoritarian democracy" by critics, Singapore is "a first world oasis in a third world region"—where political dissidents would better apply for asylum in the US or the West to avoid being fined, jailed, or made bankrupt.

by MathPlus March 25, 2017

Single Pringle

A single male or female.

Bruh, she a single pringle. I'm going to hook you up with her .

by Larry Thats My Suitcase August 9, 2016

50% single

If you say you are 50 percent single it means that you and a member of the opposite sex have agreed that you like each other but you are not going out.

Joe: I really like you..
Natalia: I really like you too
Natalia: but i dont think we should go out...
Joe: me nither...we could be 50% single
Natalia: yeaa

by Natalie ♥ July 24, 2007

BiFi signal

A gaydar for bisexuals or your level of bisexualness.

This person has a really strong BiFi signal.

by MyBiFisignalisStrong October 14, 2017

singapore swap

to put your wristwatch and wedding ring on a girls hand while she gives you a hand job therefore looking like you are doing it; a way to get around cheating on your spouse.

wife: you promise you didn't cheat on me on your business trip?
husband: yes, I promise.
(next day at work, after story is told around the office)
husband: no I don't feel bad, thank God for the singapore swap!

by goatcheese June 12, 2004