bumper shoot

slang for "umbrella" as used by Philadelphia's WPVI TV 6 weatherman Dave Roberts.

I've got the bumper shoot handy in case of sudden showers.

by Joe Butler March 31, 2004

shoot dang

An exclamation of approval. See hot damn

"Hey! I just won a million dollars!"
"Shoot dang!"

or

"Shoot dang! That is awesome!"

by Berkley September 9, 2006

shoots

slang for sure or ok

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots

by Stimpy May 13, 2005

School Shooter

A stupid loser who brings his dad's shotgun to school and takes out some bullies because he doesn't know how. They are running rampant on America.

Guy on the news: There has been another school shooter...

Person 2: Just another day in America!

by TheExtremeEvoker August 12, 2018

Shoont

slang for shit or shoot. Used when someone refuses to do something. See example.

I don't wanna go to school mamma, Shoont!
or
Answer the door, Shoont!

by Chrystina January 9, 2006

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

shoot my kids all over the place

A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.

When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.

by g-xerxes January 29, 2003