shift

to have sex in ireland

i shifted a wee doll last night!

by lettuce June 4, 2003

Reality Shifting

A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.

Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!

by Funkychicken42 July 17, 2022

shife

lookin sharp, tight, wearin the fly threads u got from that hook up place on the 1st of the month b/c yo baby momma dont know that u got her check

I hit the mall the other day and mr. willie was shopping at urban trendz, that pimp always be lookin shife, wherever he go.

by stinko #5 May 13, 2005

Power shift

to stay on the gas while holding in the clutch causing your tiers to squeel

power shifting in the walmart parking lot pisses people off.

by Lane H. January 19, 2008

shiffing

An illegal act in which a person sniffs their poop in order to develop their immunity at an alarming rate.

Derives from the words, shit sniffing.

That person was shiffing in the bathroom the other day.

by shiffmeister July 9, 2011

Momentum Shift

The moment during a particular sporting event, particularly table tennis when the god of momentum makes a stark decision as to who he wants to win. If he chooses the opposing player this is defined as a momentum shift and is crucial in defining the outcome of the match.

Sam: 'you're so lucky, you didn't deserve that point at all'!
Will: 'thats a definite momentum shift-the god has sided with me'!

by Will Oakeshott December 11, 2011

A-Shift

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that A-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because B or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
Person 2: “A-shift is God’s gift to man kind!”

by Chief Benjamin Franklin March 7, 2020