Self Portrait

When a man masturbates into an oscillating fan and climaxes onto his own face.

Hey Sheila, I just gave myself a self portrait.

by moonsaturn March 30, 2011

self-insert's

A story in which the reader inserts himself or herself; this usually occurs within a fanfiction.

Most stories written in the second person point of view are self-insert's.

by mandygrl334 September 20, 2006

Self Crit

Term used to describe the act of reevaluating your own political ideologies and biases. Ironically, most often used by leftists asserting that someone's opinions are invalid because they did not arrive at the "correct" conclusion.

"Jane doesn't think it's transphobic to not want to date trans people. Rather than discuss this, I told her to self crit or quit."

by eckskayseedee December 11, 2016

Self-Romance

The act of physically pleasuring oneself, privately or in the company of others, without regard to anyone elses pleasure or satisfaction. Because self-love is the most romantic kind. Oftentimes self-romance is a long drawn out masturbation phase accompanied with unecessary stimuli such as candles, or soft music.

After strolling through the mall and seeing so many beautiful women, all Bill could think about is going home and indulging in some self-romance.

by Amelimike May 26, 2010

self own

when you do something so stupid, you own yourself like a fucktard!

jimmy self own 'd himself

by dude007 May 30, 2008

self-descriptive

An adjective meaning "It describes itself", the meaning of some words describe the word itself, for example:

cool is a cool word
arcane is an arcane word
dull is a dull word
monosyllabilic is not a monosyllabilic word
So cool, arcane and dull are all self-descriptive words

by wonderfool April 7, 2004

self-perv

(noun.) 1. A person who is sexually attracted to themselves, mostly in a narcissistic manner.

2. A pervert but the pervertedness is directed to themselves rather than other people.

She only looks at her boobs in the mirror, what a self-perv.

Only a self-perv would talk about the bulge in their pants that often.

by musicface April 13, 2009