Ronald

When one performs an idiotic act, then realizes it afterward, followed by a facepalm

You: Can I have two plain bagels with cream cheese, please?

Barista: Yeah, sure. What kind of bagel? Oh... *facepalm*

You: You pulled a Ronald, buddy!

by Smoljesus April 15, 2019

Ronabone

When you have reached maximum excitement when staring at something interesting.

"That girl just gave me a ronabone!"

by Marz0o 9bLaDe8 January 22, 2009

Ronan

The fucking goat of all goats, and a sexy cunt #puller #stud

Goat + puller = ronan

by Madiline Milan April 23, 2019

Roald

Ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. Appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, porn, fish n chips and Kylie Minogue. Roald's tend to get shit-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. Roald's do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. The secret to making friends with a Roald, OR capturing a Roald's heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. The distinctive coloring of young Roald's does tend to capture the interests of horny female middle-aged school principles....

Person: "Hey man.. can i ask a favor?
Roald: "Nah
Person: "Pleeease?
Roald: "Nah

Person: "...What if i got you a burger...?
Roald: "FUCK YES!!@$%@!!!

by 235hi8ygsdk4 January 30, 2010

ronald macdonald

1) The worlds favourite meat clown that can usually be seen hiding behind the beef curtains

2) A penis

1) Ronald macdonald is the biggest friendliest meat clown around, come and play with him at macdonalds

2) Wow my meat clown was inspecting her beef curtains all night long

by The fondler March 30, 2007

Christiano Ronaldo

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team

Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof

by Messithebest trust me October 27, 2018

Ronald McDonald Physics

Physics that would be bullshit anywhere else then Planet X, where McDonald land is located.

Ronald McDonald Physics is where you can fall onto a spaceship from an astroid in space after you say that there is no gravity in space.
Or
It could possibley be when you have one worker at a stand running a monoply of burgers when they grow on burger bushes.

by crazyevilbob1 October 27, 2012